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Dec. 10, 2005

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Who's Carl This Time?

Quote 1 (Listen)

CARL: "Look at this report card! There are too many 'C's, 'D's and 'F's in this report card!"

That's former New Jersey Gov. Tom Kean scolding the U.S. government for a poor report card this week regarding its work on what?

Answer 1

Quote 2 (Listen)

CARL: "This clearly demonstrates that the Bush administration has suffered a loss of will and that they have capitulated to the worst elements in our culture."

That's William A. Donohue, president of the Catholic League reacting to President Bush sending out his annual... what?

Answer 2

Quote 3 (Listen)

Carl: "There will always be lesbians on this show. I make this vow to you. As long as I'm breathing, there will be lesbians."

That is a certain radio host discussing his upcoming move later this month from FM to satellite radio. Who?

Answer 3