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Oct. 29, 2005
Panel Questions
Question 1
Weeki Wachee Springs, a mermaid-themed roadside attraction near Tampa Bay, Fla., is among a number of locations on the government's list of what?
Hint: It's the Rob Schneider factor.
• Answer 1
Question 2
According to The Wall Street Journal, undercover cops in Hollywood busted a famous person in the midst of an illegal act, and brought him downtown in a squad car. Who?
Hint: He walked around demanding, "Tickle Me! Tickle Me!"
• Answer 2
Question 3
A terminal at the San Diego airport was evacuated Tuesday when security screeners discovered, in a carry-on, bag, what they said were the components for an improvised explosive device. But later they had to admit that what they saw was actually... what?
Hint: Mrs. Fields was immediately arrested and taken to a cell at Guantanamo Bay.
• Answer 3
Limerick Challenge
Limerick 1: (Listen)
Homeland officers lead a new stingo.
We've deciphered a strange, foreign lingo.
'I-16' and 'B4'?
They're just waiting to score.
But we'll nab them when they shout out, ________!
•Answer 1
Limerick 2: (Listen)
It's like NASA is cruising the bars,
Saying, "Hey, let's set sail for the stars."
There'd be sparks between us
When flying to Venus.
So let's heat things up, flying to ________.
•Answer 2
Limerick 3: (Listen)
We at Anheuser Busch have this fear,
That maybe our rules weren't too clear.
When you play bottlepong
Please don't get this part wrong:
You're supposed to use water, not ________.
•Answer 3
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