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April 15, 2006

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Who's Carl This Time?

Quote 1

CARL: "Our answer to those who are angry about (us) obtaining the full nuclear cycle is one phrase: Be angry and die of this anger."

That was the president of a country that just threw a big celebration to mark its entry into the Nuclear Club. What country?

Answer 1

Quote 2

CARL: "Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."

and...

"Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls."

and...

"I am the Jesus Christ of politics."

Answer 2

Quote 3

Carl: "Maybe to some extent 80 is the new 40."

That was a famous playboy, who celebrated his 80th birthday this week. Who?

Hint: He still has lots of bunnies, but he's losing his remaining hairs...

Answer 3