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Feb. 4, 2006

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Who's Korva This Time?

Quote 1

Korva: "In Washington, there is a lobby for everything except apparently mermaids and centaurs."

That was Jacob Weisberg, writing in Slate about a strange promise to ban, "Human-animal hybrids." Who, during a big speech this week, came out with a strong stance against the horrible half human, half animal creatures in our midst?

Answer 1

Quote 2

Korva: "[It's] like Barry Bonds calling for an end to steroid use in baseball."

That was Marc Sandalow of the San Francisco Chronicle talking about a shocking admission the president made in his speech... an admission to what problem?

Answer 2

Quote 3

Korva: ""Even for a senator, it takes some pretty serious yodeling to call for a filibuster from a five-star ski resort in the Swiss Alps."

That's White House spokesman Scott McClellan talking about a certain senator's attempt to filibuster Samuel Alito's nomination while hanging with the aristocracy in Davos, Switzerland... which senator?

Hint: He wasn't impressed with the wind-surfing in Switzerland…

Hint: He wanted to make sure he didn't vote for Mr. Alito before he voted against him.

Answer 3

Who's Korva, Round II

Quote 1

Korva: "I've tried ax murderers and I've never found the public as upset as this."

That's a defense attorney explaining to The Houston Chronicle why it will be difficult to find people who can serve as jurors in the trial of executives at what disgraced company?

Hint: At least an axe murderer doesn't cost anybody their pension.

Answer 1

Quote 2

Korva: "I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said."

That personal statement pretty much sums up the obfuscating style of a man who retired this week after 19 years as chairman of the Federal Reserve. Who?

Answer 2

Quote 3

Korva: "[Their] net income for the year comes to $1,146 a second."

That, according to CNN, is the per-second rate that led a certain company to the highest profits ever recorded. What company? Hint: Well, next time they crash into Alaska, they can just buy it.

Answer 3