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Jan. 28, 2006

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Who's Carl This Time?

Quote 1

CARL: "Where finding a job is job one."

That slogan really ticked off a certain company when it was invented by a Web site a while ago. But after an announcement this week that the company is cutting 30,000 workers, they might as well put that slogan on their stationery. What's the company?

Answer 1

Quote 2

CARL: "I'm begging them -- on my hands and knees -- I need it... I have to have it... I'll give up my booze... I'll give up my porn... but please, for the love of god... don't take it away."

That was from a blogger, on a site called GOPness, one of many people responding to a legal decision that might take away what, very addictive communications device?

Hint: Executives will have to just twiddle their thumbs to recreate the sensation.

Answer 2

Quote 3

Carl: "I haven't seen it. I'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie. I've heard about it. I hope you go -- you know -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I was about to say. "

That was President Bush's tortured response, this week, when a student questioner asked him if he had seen... what?

Answer 3