NPR

March 18, 2006

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Who's Carl This Time?

Quote 1

CARL: "Here's how it works: "It starts at... 64, then 32, then 16. It's just like Bush's approval rating."

That's David Letterman comparing the president's poll numbers to what sporting event that started this week?

Hint: In this case, it's 64 games, then 32 and so on.

Answer 1

Quote 2

CARL: "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem -- and he's cashed plenty of checks -- with our show making fun of Christians."

That's South Park co-creator Matt Stone lashing out at one of his stars who quit this week, supposedly over the show's treatment of religion. Who?

Hint: He's rewritten his biggest hit so it goes, "That L. Ron Hubbard is a bad mother…" SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Answer 2

Quote 3

Carl: "Forgive me imam, Anwar Sadat says... his words not mine... you are a 'lunatic.'"

That's perhaps the most famous question asked by someone who announced he would be retiring after decades of tough interviews... Who?

Hint: tick, tick, tick, tick..

Answer 3