NPR

December 4, 1999

Host: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not my job guest: Senior European Correspondent Sylvia Poggioli

This Week's Panelists:

•Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section
•Charlie Pierce, Esquire Magazine and Only a Game
•Adam Felber, Writer and Performer

Round 1: "Who Is Carl This Time?"
A listener must guess Carl Kasell's identity as he interprets three quotes from the week's news. And, we meet our panel.

"Opening Round"
Volunteer sea turtles; the Supreme Court worries about what you can sort of see; and why you do not want to work for Sly.

Round 2: "We'll Wait, You Tell Us" (Listener Segments)

"Listener Limerick Challenge"
A listener completes newsy limericks, read by Carl.

"Not My Job"
Senior European Correspondent Sylvia Poggioli turns her attention to less dire emergencies in the news, in: "You're coming to the rescue!"

"Week in Review"
Senator Orrin Hatch has his own troubles with geography, good news for Russian pets, and no merit badge for Sir Elton John.

Round 3: "We'll Wait, You Tell Us" (Listener Segments)

"Listener Bluff"
Something goes high tech that really didn't NEED to go high tech.

"Who Is Carl This Time?"
Three more bon mots from the week's news, as channelled by Carl.

"Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank"
The rest of the week's news that we can fit. Each panelist has one minute to fill in as many blanks as possible.

"Predictions for Next Week"
The next rule for Sylvester Stallone's servants.

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