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August 5, 2000

Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:
(14.4 | 28.8)

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Guest Host: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not My Job Guest: NPR's Guy Raz

This Week's Panelists:

•Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section
•Adam Felber, Writer and Performer
•Roy Blount Junior, Author and humorist

Round 1


Who's Carl This Time? (14.4 | 28.8)
My opponent: the luddite. A man makes a big debut on TV and talks about groin surgery; Secretary of State, torch singer, or both.

Opening Round (14.4 | 28.8)
Rockin' the city of brotherly love...not!; the U.S. faces an attack from the great white north; and panties play a happy tune.

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge! (14.4 | 28.8)
The virus that makes love handles; talk shows meet the ouija board; men: why they never call!

Not My Job! (14.4 | 28.8)
Guy Raz gets his final NPR initiation playing a game called "YOU'RE THE POLITICAL JARGON-MEISTER."

Week in Review (14.4 | 28.8)
The Greenspan theory of size; Stilletto heels now a no-no at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange; Brad and Jennifer close the skies above; and The Tweets get a dubious award for their hit The Birdie Song.

Round 3

Who's Carl II (14.4 | 28.8)
Secret signals from a former POW; Wait Wait celebrates the end of a ubiquitous and annoying craze; the latest woman who says she had a fling with JFK.

Bluff the Listener (14.4 | 28.8)
IF YOU FAIL AT THIS QUIZ, THE PRESIDENT OF NPR WILL DISAVOW ANY KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR ACTIONS.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (14.4 | 28.8)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (14.4 | 28.8)
How will Bush and Cheney follow their triumphant Philadelphia convention?

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