NPR

February 12, 2000

Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
(entire show) HOST: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not My Job Guest: Stefan Fatsis, Wall Street Journal reporter and All Things Considered Commentator

This Week's Panelists:

•Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section
•Charlie Pierce, Esquire Magazine and Only a Game
•Claudia Perry, Newark Star-Ledger

Round 1: "Opening Round"

"Who's Carl?"
A listener must guess Carl Kasell's identity as he channels quotes from the week's news. This week, Steve Forbes gives up, and Mr. Clean fesses up.

"Panel Questions"
The return of Rodman, Team Hillary goofs on the music, and more.

Round 2: "We'll Wait, You Tell Us" (Listener Segments)

"Listener Limerick Challenge"
A listener completes newsy limericks, as read by Carl: dogs linked for life, Garbo on Broadway, and Putin's unlikely best friend.

"Not My Job"
Wall Street Journal writer and All Things Considered sports commentator Stefan Fatsis ponders ingenues in trouble in "You're the Dewy Young Thing Having a Career Crisis."

"Week in Review"
President Clinton offends the Irish, actors take umbrage, and shady horticulturalists descend on English glens.

Round 3: "We'll Wait, You Tell Us" (Listener Segments)

"Who Is Carl This Time?"
Three more bon mots from the week's news: a virtual candidate, the Knievel legend, and a farewell to the man who took magic into the 1970s.

"Listener Bluff"
In Honor of ... Whom?

"Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank"
The rest of the week's news that we can fit. Each panelist has one minute to fill in as many blanks as possible.

"Predictions for Next Week"
What will Mr. Clean's first words be?

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