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January 1, 2000

Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:
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HOST: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not My Job Guest: Murray Horwitz, Vice President of Cultural Programming at NPR

This Week's Panelists:

•Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section
•Charlie Pierce, Esquire Magazine and Only a Game
•Adam Felber, Writer and Performer

Round 1

Who Is Carl This Time? (14.4 | 28.8)

A listener must guess Carl Kasell's identity as he interprets three quotes -- from Great Moments in Broadcasting.

Opening Round (14.4 | 28.8)
Popular Songs: A Muse You Can Use. Der Bingle, Tina Turner, and yes, Dr. Ruth all weigh in.

Round 2

Listener Limerick Challenge (14.4 | 28.8)

A listener completes limericks penned by great authors of the last century.

Not My Job (14.4 | 28.8)
Murray Horwitz, VP of Cultural Programming, selects the choicest, unkindest cuts from scathing reviews, in: "You, Sir, Are A Disgrace To Your Profession!"

Century in Review (14.4 | 28.8)
The Liberty coin they didn't want you to see, the ultimate in martinismanship, and jangling belltowers.

Round 3

Listener Bluff (14.4 | 28.8)

When actors want to direct ... and are thankfully stopped.

Who Is Carl This Time?(14.4 | 28.8)
Great quotes from the art world.

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank(14.4 | 28.8)
The rest of the century's gems that we can fit.

Predictions for Next Week(14.4 | 28.8)
An unusual source for the first blockbuster movie of the 21st century.

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