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March 11, 2000

Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

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Host: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not My Job Guest: Andy Bowers, Los Angeles Reporter

This Week's Panelists:

•Sue Ellicott, BBC and Times of London
•Charlie Pierce, Esquire Magazine and Only A Game
•Roy Blount, Jr., Author

Round 1

Who's Carl?
Carl channels three quotes from the week's news: A Rock and Roll Hall of Famer with consistent hair, Pinochet blows his cover, and a Mardi Gras reveller reflects.

Opening Round
Al Gore gets his primaries mixed up, and the Antichrist shops organic.

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge!
A listener completes newsy limericks, as read by Carl: The English Collective of Prostitutes, ice cream for grownups, and a Pee Wee King homage where we work in a reference to an unrelated story about hogs and golf. It's amazing.

Not My Job
Los Angeles Reporter Andy Bowers considers Barbie, in "You're The Iconic Smiling Blonde, Now Approaching Middle Age."

Week in Review
Proctor and Gamble tanks, David Gergen as word game, and more.

Round 3

Who's Carl II
Three more bon mots from the week's news: Katie Couric shows us more than we bargained for--but for a good cause. McCain shows his teeth...also with good cause. And someone who's trying to walk on water...just 'cause it's there.

Bluff the Listener
Adventures in creative law enforcement.

Lightning Fill in the Blank
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions
The true identity of the Antichrist.

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