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March 11, 2000
Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
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Host: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not My Job Guest: Andy Bowers, Los Angeles Reporter
This Week's Panelists:
Sue Ellicott, BBC and Times of London
Charlie Pierce, Esquire Magazine and Only A Game
Roy Blount, Jr., Author
Round 1
Who's Carl?
Carl channels three quotes from the week's news:
A Rock and Roll Hall of Famer with consistent hair,
Pinochet blows his cover, and a Mardi Gras reveller reflects.
Opening Round
Al Gore gets his primaries mixed up, and the Antichrist
shops
organic.
Round 2
The Listener Limerick Challenge!
A listener completes newsy limericks, as read by Carl:
The English Collective of Prostitutes, ice cream
for grownups, and a Pee Wee King homage where we work in
a reference to an unrelated story about hogs and golf. It's amazing.
Not My Job
Los Angeles Reporter Andy Bowers considers
Barbie, in "You're The Iconic Smiling Blonde,
Now Approaching Middle Age."
Week in Review
Proctor and Gamble tanks, David Gergen
as word game, and more.
Round 3
Who's Carl II
Three more bon mots from the week's news:
Katie Couric shows us more than we bargained for--but for a good cause.
McCain
shows his teeth...also with good cause. And someone who's trying to walk
on water...just 'cause it's there.
Bluff the Listener
Adventures in creative law enforcement.
Lightning Fill in the Blank
The rest of the week's news that we can
fit.
Panelist Predictions
The true identity of the Antichrist.
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