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September 9, 2000

Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:
(14.4 | 28.8)

You need the Real player to listen. The link is for the entire show. You can also listen to the individual segments below by clicking on the title links. HOST: Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
Not My Job Guest: actress Nancy Cartwright (a.k.a. the voice of Bart Simpson)

This Week's Panelists:

•Adam Felber, Writer and Performer
•Charlie Pierce, writer, Esquire
•Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section

*****THIS WEEK'S SHOW TAKES PLACE BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE AT THE VICTORIA THEATER IN DAYTON, OHIO IN ASSOCIATION WITH MEMBER STATION WYSO, YELLOW SPRINGS, OHIO.*****

Round 1


Who's Carl This Time? (14.4 | 28.8)
G.W. Bush + open mike naughty words...Rudy Giuliani gives a special welcome to certain New York visitors...The all-time biggest feminist says "I Do."

Opening Round (14.4 | 28.8)
A schoolyard squabble for the entire nation to see...Narcotics Anonymous members return to the "mother ship"...Montana does Pamplona.

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge! (14.4 | 28.8)
Dayton gets the Wait, Wait five-line treatment: Dayton's Wright, N Carolina's wrong...Dayton's least favorite son...and Dayton's contribution to the sound of the 70's.

Not My Job! (14.4 | 28.8)
Nancy Cartwright comes back to her hometown, Dayton, to do the Bartman and play a game called: "You're The Next Great Blow to Western Civilization."

Week in Review (14.4 | 28.8)
Washington DC's Nine Stooges...and the pooch that swallowed the diamond.

Round 3

Who's Carl II (14.4 | 28.8)
The Vatican says "It's us or nothing"...The man who sat through Cats 700 times, by choice...and Monday Night Football's new bard.

Bluff the Listener (14.4 | 28.8)
Hope I Die Before I Get Old. Rockers take on un-rock-and-roll-like projects.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (14.4 | 28.8)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (14.4 | 28.8)
Who will replace Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football once ABC gets tired of his jokes.