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March 17, 2001

Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:
(14.4 | 28.8)

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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
BOSTON NOT MY JOB GUEST: Fred Child, host of NPR's Performance Today


•Roxanne Roberts, writer for the Washington Post Style Section
•Patt Morrison, writer for the Los Angeles Times
•Adam Felber, writer and performer

Round 1


Who's Carl This Time? (14.4 | 28.8)
The Vice President is shivering! So the President takes action; an elementary school play's special guest, the Freshest Prince. (Note: Link will open in new browser window.)

Opening Round (14.4 | 28.8)
A new product with something to say; the line dance that saved Philadelphia; Farmers in Norway: how they plan to keep away the Foot and Mouth...or is it Pied et Bouche?

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge! (14.4 | 28.8)
Female trout get their man; New Zealand saves the kiwi; The women of Bogota hit the town.

Not My Job! (14.4 | 28.8)
Performance Today Host Fred Child joins us for a game called: "You're 12 inches tall, posable, perpetually smiling, and exceptionally fashion forward." In other words you're Ken, the doll Barbie loves. Ken was first molded 40 years ago this week.

Week in Review (14.4 | 28.8)
Bush and Blair, what they share; Princess Anne can't drive 55.

Round 3

Who's Carl II (14.4 | 28.8)
The comeback that may never be; technology to keep Rover alive forever; the man with the wacky metaphors.

Bluff the Listener (14.4 | 28.8)
"That Cliché's Dead as a Doornail." Which panelist has the cliché the truth of which has been debunked?

Lightning Fill in the Blank (14.4 | 28.8)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (14.4 | 28.8)
How will Ken celebrate birthday number 40?

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