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November 17, 2001
Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:

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Host: Peter Sagal

Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Jean Cochran sitting in for Carl Kasell.

NOT MY JOB GUEST: Gene Simmons, the guy with the tongue from the rock band, KISS

This Week's Panelists:
• Sue Ellicott, writer and journalist
• Roy Blount Jr., humorist and author
• P.J. O'Rourke, author and humorist


Round 1

Who's Jean This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
Beards for all!; "I speak though I know not what I mean"; time may no longer be on his side.

Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
Where AC/DC gets 'em in the mood; remembering a great and unusual tinker.

Round 2

Historical Reenactment Theater (Listen with Real Audio)
With help from Abbe Sure and Peter Grosz from the Second City Comedy Troupe: Conjuring up a free ticket; Too old for the loin cloth?; What scares Santa.

Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Gene Simmons, founding member of the 70's band KISS plays a game called, "You're A Prestidigitating Marvel." 3 questions based on Ricky Jay's "Jay's Journal of Anomolies"

Round Two (Listen with Real Audio)
In Iran, it's not as bad as it sounds; men: their hard wired response; the "Summit on the Spot"; four years with the dust bunnies.

Round 3

Who's Jean This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
The FTC wants your letters from hot babes looking for fun; why Woody Allen is the smartest person in the world; turns out that out there they can't hear you scream.

Bluff the Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
Last Resort: solutions in which necessity mothered invention.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
How will Presidents Bush and Putin solidify their friendship?

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