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October 20, 2001
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Host: Peter Sagal

Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell

NOT MY JOB GUEST: Yogamaster, Rodney Yee

This Week's Panelists:

•Roy Blount Junior, humorist and author of Be Sweet
•Sue Ellicot, writer and journalist
•Charlie Pierce, Writer-at-Large for Esquire Magazine

Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
We never thought our bandname would ever be anything but irony; "In Cipro We Trust"; a groaner of a beard joke.

Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
Not poisonous, but useless without tortillas; "I don't care who you say you are, you're not gettin' backstage"; baboons learn to waste time just like humans; an unfortunate comparison in the news.

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge! (Listen with Real Audio)
The perfect mesh of fashion and nutrition; The British are learning to do something that Americans know how do better than anyone in the world; the Jurassic Geek.

Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Yoga master Rodney Yee plays a game called: "You've got alot of 'splainin to do Lucy!" 50 years after the debut of I Love Lucy, Wait Wait... offers three questions about things the stars never wanted you to know.

Week in Review ( Listen with Real Audio)
The ultimate in non-reform mayors; the distinction Ousefleet, near Scunthorpe in north Lincolnshire; A Wait, Wait... tribute to one of the last kings of Tin Pan Alley.

Round 3

Who's Carl II (Listen with Real Audio)
"Admit it! You're just a bunch of chickens!"; Entertainment Tonight's long national nightmare; who's on "zoom juice?"

Bluff the Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
"You can never be too safe." Schemes to make people feel more secure in an insecure world.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
Who will next be victimized by too-tight security?

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