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September 1, 2001


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Host: Adam Felber, filling in for the vacationing Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Comedian, actor and author, Al Franken

This Week's Panelists:

•Charlie Pierce, writer at large for Esquire Magazine
•Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section
•Sue Ellicott, BBC and Times of London

Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
Crawford to the Borscht Belt; a child is born...but who knows when?; tighty-whities over red tights.

Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
To be preserved? No!; an inside the beltway Diane Warren; President Chirac, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you...and then averts them.

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge! (Listen with Real Audio)
A back-to-school embarrassment; California's bounty hunters of the parking lot; "2-4-6-8! How can sports fans compensate?"

Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Comedian, actor and author Al Franken plays a game called "They Like to Bite You Because You're so Sweet." Three questions about the lives and loves of mosquitos.

Week in Review (Listen with Real Audio)
What has 60 letters and makes the English really mad?; a porcine rally cry; please check labels thoroughly before taking this drug.

Round 3

Who's Carl II (Listen with Real Audio)
The Senate as nursing nome; the world's most valuable box of Chex; a goodbye to the asparagus kids loved to eat.

Bluff the Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
Now For This Once In a Lifetime Offer: an offer too good to pass up that we noticed in this week's news.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
All the news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
The next scandal to hit a children's institution following the Little League Danny Almonte scandal.

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