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September 29, 2001

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Host: Adam Felber, filling in for the vacationing Peter Sagal
Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Author of Turn of the Century and host of PRI and WNYC's Studio 360, Kurt Andersen

This Week's Panelists:

• Roy Blount, Jr., Author, Be Sweet
• Evan Smith: Editor, Texas Monthly magazine
• Sue Ellicott, writer and journalist

Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)

A hero's heroism goes to his head; just call 1-800-TALIBAN; a tearful walk down the runway changes with the times.

Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
Abbe Shur and Peter Grosz of Chicago's Second City comedy troupe take some of the summer stories we used to think mattered and enact scenes based on the people involved: a man who's glad to be off the front pages; a woman whose wedding got alot of attention on many planets; and the big comeback.

Round 2

The Listener Limerick Challenge! (Listen with Real Audio)
Permanent patriotism; Queen Elizabeth uses something her servants aren't allowed to use; some call it a lawsuit, others call it a stress reducer.

Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Author and Host of PRI's Studio 360, Kurt Andersen plays a game called "Your meaningless distinguishing characteristic is a terrible thing to waste." Scholarships you might be embarrassed to accept.

Week in Review (Listen with Real Audio)
Senator Trent Lott cries himself to sleep; if it sounds like Afghanistan...; the embezzler with the little pointy shoes.

Round 3

Who's Carl II (Listen with Real Audio)
Give me a bellybomber: a newsworthy trip to White Castle; Hotter, Stinkier, still Machiavellian; bye...bye...news...columnist...

Bluff the Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
"Goodbye Landcruiser, Hello Corolla." Unlikely plans to save energy.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
Who next will come out of retirement?

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