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September 7, 2002


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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Al Franken, humorist and author of many books including Why Not Me? and Oh, the Things I know!

This Week's Panelists:

• Roy Blount, Jr., humorist and author of Am I Pig Enough for You Yet?: Voices from the Barnyard
• Charlie Pierce, Boston Globe writer
• Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style section reporter

Round 1


Who's Carl This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
Leaving the job of mocking this week's newsmakers to Jay Leno and David Letterman, Wait Wait hops in the Wayback machine to revisit three classic Cold War quotes.

» Music Cue: "Oh Mommy"
Artist: Brewer and Shipley
Composer: Brewer/Shipley
CD Title: Brewer and Shipley Greatest Hits
Label: Buddah Records
Year: 2001



Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
What is Bill Clinton's legacy? Making other presidents' pasttimes seem dull by comparison.

» Music Cue: "Private Eyes"
Artist: Hall and Oats



Round 2

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen with Real Audio)
Three rhymes about regrettable historical fashion trends.

» Music Cue: "Hot Pants"
Artist: James Brown
Composer: James Brown
CD Title: Hot Pants
Label: Polygram
Year: 1993



Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Humorist and Saturday Night Live alumnus Al "Stuart Smalley" Franken plays a game called "I'm Sorry, but You're Just Not Our Sort, if You Know What I Mean," in which he tackles three questions about the timeless practice of snobbery and social climbing.

» Music Cue: "What Do the Simple Folk Do"
Artist: Original Sound Track Cast
Composer: Lerner/Loewe
CD Title: Camelot
Label: Warner Bros.
Year: 1998



Round Two (Listen with Real Audio)
Remembering important historical inventions: paperclip patriotism and electric monks.



» Music Cue: "Electricity, Electricity"
Artist: Goodness
Composer: Dorough
CD Title: School House Rock! Rocks
Label: Atlantic
Year: 2000



Round 3

Who's Carl Part II (Listen with Real Audio)
All about car culture: a Ford customer testimonial that never quite made into their ads and examples of why car makers don't ask poets to name new models.

» Music Cue: "Rocket '88'"
Artist: Jackie Brenston and His Delta Cats
Composer: Brentson
CD Title: The Sun Records Collection
Label: Rhino Entertainment
Year: 1994



Bluff The Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
A great leap forward -- almost. Communist marketing plans that didn't quite pan out.

» Music Cue: "Rawhide"
Artist: Unlisted
Composer: Tiomkin/Washington
CD Title: CBS: The First 50 Years
Label: TVT Records
Year: 1998



Lightning Fill-In-The-Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.


Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
What will be the next historic, life-changing invention?

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