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September 28, 2002


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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Jean Cochran, in for Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: PBS NewsHour host Jim Lehrer. His new book No Certain Rest is published by Random House.

This Week's Panelists:

• Roy Blount Junior, author and humorist
• Sue Ellicott, writer and journalist
• Mo Rocca, correspondent for Comedy Central's Daily Show

Round 1


Who's Jean This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
The Showboat doctrine; The last time they got mad, they tried to take over the world; a goodbye to an institution and its ladies.

» Music Cue: "Smooth Operator"
Artist: Sarah Vaughan
Composer: M. Stein/C. Otis
CD Title: Sarah Vaughan's Golden Hits!
Label: Mercury
Year: 1990



Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
A joke by Jay Leno almost becomes a reality; They're tough, they're elite, and their faces are as smooth as a baby's bottom; Forbes names the richest fictional character ... and no, it's not Scrooge McDuck.

» Music Cue: "Santa Claus is Coming To Town"
Artist: The Ventures
Composer: Unlisted
CD Title: The Ventures' Christmas Album
Label: Razor and Tie
Year: 1995



Round 2

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen with Real Audio)
Forget Romania, bye bye Moldova, we've got your former Warsaw Pact Balkan hot spot; the bureaucracy that found a hypotenuse problem; Abu Dhabi looks at its streetlights in utter confusion;

» Music Cue: "Rhapsody In Blue"
Artist: Leonard Bernstein/NY Symphony
Composer: George Gershwin
CD Title: Gershwin Rhapsody In Blue/An American In Paris
Label: CBS
Year: 1990



Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
PBS host and author, Jim Lehrer plays a game called: "Sure, you were originally designed by Adolf Hitler, but man, are you cute!" Three questions about the history of the Volkswagen Beetle taken from the book, BUG by Phil Patton.

» Music Cue: "Buggin'"
Artist: The Flaming Lips
Composer: The Flaming Lips
CD Title: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Soundtrack
Label: Maverick
Year: 1999



Panel Round Two (Listen with Real Audio)
No shorts? What's a man to do?; The FBI's little gift to Zacarias Moussaoui; a walky talky goes where no walky talky has ever gone before.

» Music Cue: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Artist: Bing Crosby
Composer: N. Regney/G. Shayne
CD Title: Bing Crosby's Christmas Classics
Label: Capitol
Year: 1999



Round 3

Who's Jean Part II (Listen with Real Audio)
The man so many love to hate; yet another reason for New Orleans to throw a party; a Wait Wait goodbye to the preeminent purveyor of fried dough.

» Music Cue: "Coffee Five, Doughnuts Five, Coffee and Doughnuts Ten"
Artist: The Modernaires
Composer: F. Waller/ E Kirkeby
CD Title: DinerMite! The Swingin' Diner
Label: Sony



Bluff The Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
Leading A Nation? I'm so over that. Three stories about world leaders who found something to do in post-office retirement.

» Music Cue: "I Like Fish"
Artist: Bananas In Pajamas
Composer: C. Harriot/ S. Hopkinson
CD Title: Bananas In Pajamas: Bumping and a-Jumping
Label: Capitol
Year: 1997



Lightning Fill-In-The-Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.


Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
How will George Bush and Gerhard Schroder make up after their spat?

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