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HOST: Peter Segal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Evan Handler, star of Sex and the City
This Week's Panelists:
• Roy Blount Junior, humorist and author
• Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style section reporter
• PJ O'Rourke, humorist author of CEO Of the Sofa
Round 1
Who's Carl This Time?
(Listen)
Some very extenuating circumstances on the east coast; a neighbor says "It wasn't me, eh"; and the U.S. gets advice on how to deal with recent problems from abroad.
» Music Cue: "Electricity, Electricity"
Artist: Unknown
Composer: Bob Dorough
CD Title: Schoolhouse Rocks: Science Rocks
Label: American Broadcasting Companies, Inc
Year: 1997
Opening Round
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Equal time means no Red Sonya in the Sunshine State, and even whales get tummy aches.
» Music Cue: "Tummy Rumble"
Artist: Unknown
Composer: Chris Harriott/Simon Hopkinson
CD Title: Bananas in Pajamas: Bumping and a-Jumping
Label: ABC Music Publishing
Year: 1997
Round 2
Listener Bluff
(Listen)
Them!...THEM!" Three creepy crawly insect stories, only
one of which is actually from this week's news.
» Music Cue: "La Cucaracha"
Artist: Unknown
Composer: Carl Stalling
CD Title: That's All Folks!, Disc 1
Label: Unknown
Year: 2001
Not My Job!
(Listen)
Evan Handler of Sex in the City plays a game called
"HU-AHHHHH!"...three questions about West Point from the book Absolutely
American by David Lipsky.
» Music Cue: "The Royal Welch Fusiliers"
Artist: The Marine Band
Composer: Sousa
CD Title: Sousa II: the President's Own United States Marine Band
Label: Altissimo
Year: 1998
Round Two
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Taco Bell offers a prize that might just be inevitable.
» Music Cue: "Classical Gas"
Artist: Mason Williams
Composer: Unlisted
CD Title: Greatest Hits Vol 1 (Various Artists)
Label: Warner Brothers
Round 3
Who's Carl Part II
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Carl sings the newest version of the alphabet, Charles is no longer in charge,
and oh-so-many naked Europeans.
» Music Cue: "Summertime Blues"
Artist: Eddie Cochran
Composer: Unlisted
CD Title: Loud, Fast, and Out of Control
Label: Rhino Entertainment
Year: 1999
Listener Limerick Challenge
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We learn of our newest genetic brother, I dream of Johnny?, and the inventive yet deceptive Italian vacation.
» Music Cue: "Vacation"
Artist: The Go-Gos
Composer: Valentine/Caffey/Wiedlin
CD Title: New Wave Hits of the 80s
Label: Rhino Entertainment
Lightning Fill-In-The-Blank
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All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
Panelist Predictions
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What heretofore unknown candidate will make a play
for the California gubernatorial recall election?
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