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Nov. 1, 2003

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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Author Molly Ivins

This Week's Panelists:

• Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style section reporter
• Roy Blount Jr., humorist and author of Robert E. Lee
• Paula Poundstone, comedienne


Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen)
A roaring fire might not set the mood; squirted by the sun; he's like something out of Madame Tussaud's, only waxier.

» Music Cue: "Eve of Destruction"
Artist: Barry McGuire
Composer: Sloan/Barrie

Panel Questions (First Round) (Listen)
Our panel plays a game called: "You CANNOT be serious..." where people say remarkable things with a remarkably straight face.

» Music Cue: "Chicken Strut"
Artist: The Meters
Composer: The Meters
CD Title: The Meters Anthology
Label: Rhino
Year: 1995


Round 2

Listener Bluff (Listen)
"Funny... I don't FEEL any safer..." -- three tales of misguided ideas to keep our enemies at bay.

» Music Cue: "Emergency"
Artist: Nelson Riddle
Composer: Riddle
CD Title: Television's Greatest Hits: In Living Color
Label: TVT
Year: 1996

Not My Job! (Listen)
Molly Ivins plays a game called "You're that ghost guy in those Buick ads! " -- three questions about Harley Earl, the man who put tail fins on Cadillacs. Why would a Buick guy put tail fins on Cadillacs? They ARE both GM...

Panel Round (Second Round) (Listen)
An actor has his moment of doubt about playing the son of God.

» Music Cue: "Lightning Strikes"
Artist: Lou Christie
Composer: Christie/Herbert
CD Title: The History of Rock: The 60's Part 5
Label: Collectable Records
Year: 1990


Round 3

This week, instead of limericks, we have an exciting new game called...

You Really Need to Get Out and Live a Little (Listen)
Sounds a lot like a pledge drive; don't break the chief justice's head; CEOs Gone Wild.

» Music Cue: "It's My Party"
Artist: Lesley Gore
Composer: Weiner/Gold/Gluck
CD Title: Billboard Top Hits: 1963
Label: Rhino
Year: 1994

Who's Carl? (Second Round) (Listen)
"I will be back many more times, believe me;" a man more slippery than six eels; no time for news conferences when there are French toast fingers to serve.

» Music Cue: "We're in The Money"
Artist: Ginger Rogers w/ Orchestra
Composer: Warren/Dubin
CD Title: Busby Berkeley At Warner Bros.
Label: Rhino
Year: 1995

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank (Listen)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Panelist Predictions (Listen)
The panelists predict the effect of this week's geomagnetic storm.

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