Comedian and actress Aisha Tyler
Comedian and actress Aisha Tyler


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Just a Simple  Wardrobe Malfunction Blame the Bustier: It was a simple wardrobe malfunction.

All Wines Considered. All Wines: Considered.

All Wines Considered. A Rude Stranger: On line two.

Joebituary Joebituary: Joe revoir, Joe.

And It:</a> Burns, burns, burns. And It: Burns, burns, burns.

Often Replicated, Never Duplicated: And, now, trademarked. Often Replicated: Never duplicated.



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Feb. 7, 2004

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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Jean Cochran
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Comedian and actress Aisha Tyler

This Week's Panelists:

• Writer and performer Adam Felber
• Journalist and Writer Sue Ellicott
• Humorist and author Roy Blount, Jr.


Round 1

Who's Jean This Time? (Listen)
The world's most famous wardrobe malfunction; Somebody who may not have gotten the job done; and, we say a sad Joe Revoir.

» Music Cue: "Merry Go Round Broke Down"
Composer: Cliff Friend/Dave Franklin
CD Title: That's All Folks! Cartoon Songs from Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes
Label: Warner Brothers Music

Panel Round (Listen)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's Ted Allen discusses Janet Jackson's revealed accessory; and Gorby takes out a patent.

» Music Cue: "Anthem of the USSR"
Artist: Band of the Royal Grenadiers
Composer: Alexander Vasilievich Alexandrov
CD Title: Anthems of the World
Label: Fanfare


Round 2

Listener Bluff (Listen)
"David Hasselhoff Has A Beef": Three stories about how the Baywatch star is displeased, very displeased... but only one of them is true. (See the true story.)

» Music Cue: "Knight Rider Theme Song"
Artist: Band of the Royal Grenadiers
Composer: Larson/Phillips
CD Title: Television's Greatest Hits, Vol 6
Label: TVT Records

Not My Job! (Listen)
Comedian and actress Aisha Tyler plays a game we're calling "You are The Auteur Behind Showgirls" -- three questions about screenwriter Joe Esterhasz.

Second Panel Round (Listen)
Preparation H picks a new theme song.

» Music Cue: "Ring of Fire"
Artist: Johnny Cash
Composer: Carter Cash/Kilgore
CD Title: 16 Biggest Hits
Label: Sony


Round 3

Who's Jean (Second Round) (Listen)
A man who's tired of the rude phone calls takes the stand; You can't get more married; and, a streaker wishes that he had more exposure.

» Music Cue: "Wrong Place, Wrong Time"
Artist: Mark Chestnut
Composer: Stewart/Miller
CD Title: Wings
Label: BMI

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen)
A discount leviathan tries to make good; Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez gets an unlikely pep-talk; and, NPR is now even more intoxicating.

» Music Cue: "Red Red Wine"
Artist: UB40
Composer: Neil Diamond
CD Title: The Very Best of UB40
Label: Virgin

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank (Listen)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Panelist Predictions (Listen)
Who will next try to trademark something personal?

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