John Servis Trainer of Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner Smarty Jones
John Servis, trainer of Smarty Jones
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Heard on the air:

Paying for It: At the pump. Paying for It: At the pump.

Gaining the Right: To feel trapped. Securing the Right: To feel trapped.

Triple Crown: Bound Smart Bet: Preakness Bound.

Farewell: Felix. Farewell: Felix.



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May 22, 2004

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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: John Servis, trainer of Triple Crown contender Smarty Jones

This Week's Panelists:

• Writer and performer Adam Felber.
Washington Post reporter, Roxanne Roberts
• Humorist and author, Roy Blount, Jr.


Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen)
Love in the air in Massachusetts; Frightening signs at the pump; The champion with the golden feedbag.

» Music Cue: "Nobody Does It Better"
Artist: Carly Simon
Composer: Hamlisch/Sager
CD Title: The Best of James Bond 30th Anniversary
Label: EMI

Opening Panel Round (Listen)
The world's quietest pep rally; Sammy Sosa's perilous schnozz; A blind golfer with the secret power.

» Music Cue: "Overture"
Artist: The Who
Composer: Townshend
CD Title: Tommy
Label: MCA


Round 2

Not My Job! (Listen)
The trainer of champion thoroughbred Smarty Jones, John Servis, plays our game called "They emerge every 17 years, to eat, mate and DIE!" Three questions about cicadas.

» Music Cue: "Fugue for Tinhorns"
Artist: Original cast
Composer: Loesser
CD Title: Guys and Dolls
Label: MCA Classics

Listener Bluff (Listen)
"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished" -- Three stories of Good Samaritans punished for good deeds.

(See the real story.)

» Music Cue: "The Monorail Song/Simpsons Theme"
Artist: The Simpsons cast
Composer: Elfman/Jean/Martin/Meyer/Mula/O'Brien/Swartzwelder/Vitti
CD Title: Songs in the Key of Springfield
Label: Rhino Records


Round 3

Panel Round 2 (Listen)
A made-for-TV voting scandal; A seedy scenic byway; John Kerry: a main with a pair of tweezers.

» Music Cue: "Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut"
CD Title: TeeVee Toons: The Commercials
Label: TVT Records

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen)
A novel way to reduce gas prices; An expensive CD rack; A new excuse to gorge on Mars bars.

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank (Listen)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Panelist Predictions (Listen)
What will the hungry cicadas demand?

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