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April 30, 2005

This week's show was recorded at Lowe's Portofino resort at Universal Orlando, in association with member station WMFE.

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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Theme park mastermind Scott Trowbridge

This Week's Panelists:

Boston Globe writer Charlie Pierce
Washington Post Style section reporter, Roxanne Roberts
• Humorist and author of Feet on the Street, Rambles Around New Orleans, Roy Blount, Jr.

Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen)
George W. Bush and Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah sitting in a tree; Losers finding a way to anger the winners on Capitol Hill; The man who didn't want to win his election. (We're joined by Father Guido Sarducci for a discussion of the first week of the papacy of Benedict XVI)

Opening Panel Round (Listen)
It's puffy, white, and it threatened the White House this week.

» Music Cue: "Groovin High"
Artist: Dizzy Gillespie
Composer: Dizzy Gillespie/Charles Parker
CD Title: Groovin High
Label: Prism Leisure


Round 2

Bluff the Listener (Listen)
"Art? We don't need no stinkin art." Three stories of public art that the public rejected. (See the true story.)

» Music Cue: "Bewitched Theme"
Artist: Dizzy Gillespie
Composer: Greenfield/Keller
CD Title: Televisions Greatest Hits II
Label: Tee Vee Toons

Not My Job! (Listen)
Scott Trowbridge, the man behind all the attractions at every Universal theme park, plays a game called "Mine's bigger than yours by six feet, sucker." Three questions about the megayachts of the rich and famous taken from a recent Vanity Fair article.

» Music Cue: "Rock The Boat"
Artist: The Hues Corporation
Composer: Waldo Holmes
CD Title: Soul Hits Of The 70's Vol 13
Label: Rhino Music

Panel Round II (Listen)
Bluetooth: Worse than a bong hit.

» Music Cue: "Eight Miles High"
Artist: The Byrds
Composer: Clark/Crosby/McGuinn
CD Title: Boxed Set: Byrds 1965-1990
Label: Sony Music


Round 3

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen)
Calling a hit man a hit man; Nothing will come between this man and his chili; Putting the Bus back in Airbus.

» Music Cue: "Let's Get Away From It All"
Artist: Frank Sinatra
Composer: Matt Dennis/Tom Adair
CD Title: Come Fly With Me
Label: Capitol Records

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen)
Indiana enters the 20th century; Toads go boom!; "Sir, step away from the lunchmeat."

» Music Cue: "Saturday Night On Saturn"
Artist: Les Baxter
Composer: Les Baxter
CD Title: Brain In A Box: Sci Fi Collection
Label: Rhino Music Entertainment

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank (Listen)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Panelist Predictions (Listen)
What will be the next step in the relationship between Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah and President Bush?

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