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Dec. 31, 2005

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HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Ira Glass, host of This American Life

This Week's Panelists:

• Charlie Pierce, Boston Globe writer
• Mo Rocca, host of Smoking Gun TV and Today Show contributor
• Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style section reporter


Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen)
Three flawed predictions in history: Someday they may be smaller than your car; someone underestimates an American treasure; a record company makes the mistake of a lifetime.

» Music Cue: "Love Me Do"
Artist: The Beatles
Composer: Lennon/McCartney
CD Title: Please Please Me
Label: Capitol
Year: 1963

Panel Round (Listen)
The panel answers questions about political gossip, rumor and innuendo throughout history: Alexander Hamilton wasn't embezzling, but what he was doing wasn't much better; President Van Buren's yard fetish; Andrew Johnson gets a bit tipsy at a rather important function.

» Music Cue: "Bottle of Wine"
Artist: Leroy Troy
Composer: Tom Paxton
CD Title: The Old Grey Mare
Label: Rounder Records
Year: 2001


Round 2

Listener Bluff (Listen)
"Don't Believe Everything You Hear, Kids" -- Three stories about an attempt to revise a historical fact we thought was set in stone.

Not My Job! (Listen)
This American Life host Ira Glass plays "You're the Most Famous Poet of the Victorian Era!" -- Three multiple choice questions about the forgotten literary figure Martin Tupper.

» Music Cue: "Second Air de Trompette"
Artist: Hannes, Wolfgang, Laubin and Preston
Composer: Charpentier
CD Title: Awake the Trumpets Lofty Sound
Label: Deutsche Grammophone


Round 3

Who's Carl (Second Round) (Listen)
Three complaints by J. Edgar Hoover, Director for Life of the FBI: they're nothing more than nice olive oil salesmen, honest; Hoover discloses a very unlikely enemy of the FBI; the director points out the Great Airstream Menace.

» Music Cue: "Secret Agent Man"
Artist: Johnny Rivers
Composer: Sloan/Barri
CD Title: Greatest Hits
Label: EMI
Year: 1995

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen)
Three Limericks about famous urban legends: Watch what you flush down the toilet; careful what you say in front of an open mic; the bane of Neiman Marcus' existence.

Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank (Listen)
Our panelists take on horror movies, inventions and diner slang.

Panelist Predictions (Listen)
What other historical figure will we find out we've been wrong about all along?

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