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November 3, 2001
Listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:

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Host: Peter Sagal

Official Judge and Scorekeeper: Carl Kasell

NOT MY JOB GUEST: The investment guys from Motley Fool, Tom and Dave Gardner, whose new NPR show debuts in January.

This Week's Panelists:
• Charlie Pierce, writer at large for Esquire Magazine • Adam Felber, writer and performer • Roxanne Roberts, Washington Post Style Section Reporter

Round 1

Who's Carl This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
Nine theatergoers in need of an usher; who's definitely NOT on the A List; Never-never land indeed.

Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
Poetry on the beachheads; local TV news gone awry; Ted Fang's big humiliation; this week's entry into the stupid criminals hall of fame.

Round 2

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen with Real Audio)
heating up the kennel...in the neighborhood; a four star elementary school; Robin Hood's big secret.

Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Dave and Tom Gardner, the Motley Fool investment guys at fool.com play a game called: "You May Be Dead, But You're Making a Nice Living." Products endorsed by dead celebrities.

Round Two ( Listen with Real Audio)
Where Shaquille O'Neal turns into Vladimir Mondingo; slippin and slidin on the gridiron.

Round 3

Who's Carl This Time?(Listen with Real Audio)
Ants in the pundits' pants; groveling a little too little and a little too late; the latest names in adult entertainment.

Bluff the Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
At last, something new in the airport gift shop -- Souvenirs we'd love to buy.

Lightning Fill in the Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
The rest of the week's news that we can fit.

Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
What will be the next product attached to the name of a deceased celebrity?

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