Links for items on the show:

Don't strike - Where else can I get six beers for $35?
A fan asks Major League Baseball players not to strike, wondering "Where else can I get six beers for $35?"
Photo: Reuters

more BBC report and pictures: Coke 're-paints' Himalayas yellow.

more Manolo Blahnik shoes.

more The Savannah Sand Gnats Professional Baseball Team.

Rep. Bob Barr
Enjoy him while he lasts: U.S. Rep. Bob Barr (R-GA) was defeated in his state's Republican primary this week.
Photo: Reuters



NPR

August 24, 2002


 Listen to the whole show

Take the quiz

NPR



HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Bob Mould, of the bands Sugar and Hüsker Dü

This Week's Panelists:

• Adam Felber, writer, performer, and curator of the website FanaticalApathy at Felbers.net
• P.J. O'Rourke, humorist and author of CEO Of the Sofa
• Paula Poundstone, comedienne

Round 1


Who's Carl This Time? (Listen with Real Audio)
America tells the spoiled millionaires and greedy billionaires, "who needs ya?"; An Oedipal drama in the nation's capital; Now it's the eye networks turn to try and land Bubba TV.

» Music Cue: "I Wanna Be A Dancin Man"
Artist: Fred Astaire
Composer: Warren/Mercer
CD Title: That's Entertainment Vol 3
Label: Rhino Entertainment



Opening Round (Listen with Real Audio)
Georgia voters take away two of our favorite members of Congress; What next? Argenbright workers with tarot cards?

» Music Cue: "If You Could Read My Mind"
Artist: Gordon Lightfoot
Composer: Gordon Lightfoot
CD Title: Gordon Lightfoot Songbook
Label: WB and Rhino



Round 2

Listener Limerick Challenge (Listen with Real Audio)
America loses a battle but don't worry, there's a reset button; well you'd stink too if you wore the same shirt for three days; One man's pet is another man's extermination project.

» Music Cue: "The Roach"
Artist: Gene and Wendell
Composer: Alonzo Willis/Kathie Venetoulis
CD Title: "Hairspray" soundtrack
Label: MCA Records



Not My Job! (Listen with Real Audio)
Musician Bob Mould plays a game called "Dahling, you look fabulous in those lizard skin mules, even with a fractured tibia." Three questions about renowned shoe designer Manolo Blahnik.

» Music Cue: "The Receipt"
Artist: Bob Mould
Composer: Bob Mould
CD Title: Modulate
Label: Granary Music



Round Two (Listen with Real Audio)
Coke and Pepsi pick the largest canvas for their ads; science so obvious you wonder who gave these guys the grant money.

» Music Cue: "Take Me Out to The Ballgame"
Artist: King Curtis
Composer: Von Tilzer & Norworth
CD Title: Ken Burns Baseball
Label: Elektra Entertainment



Round 3

Who's Carl Part II (Listen with Real Audio)
George Bush downs the forest to save the trees; Rich Beem makes throwing up de riguer for golfers; an American icon gives us her kitchen.

» Music Cue: "If I knew You Were Comin I'd've Baked A Cake"
Artist: Bing Crosby/Bob Hope
Composer: Hoffman/Merrill/Watts
CD Title: Bing Crosby the Radio Years
Label: GNP Crescendo



Bluff The Listener (Listen with Real Audio)
It sounded great in the focus groups. Ad campaigns that just didn't quite make the sale.

» Music Cue: "Joy"
Artist: Apollo 100
Composer: Bach
CD Title: Have a Nice Decade, 70's box set
Label: Rhino Entertainment



Lightning Fill-In-The-Blank (Listen with Real Audio)
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.


Panelist Predictions (Listen with Real Audio)
How will baseball be saved from its labor strife?

Take the quiz